.. Smoking Lettuce ..

first i would like to say how cool is my swedish friend Mikaela

she got the best robot tattoo ever

if only we could all be that cool

well i guess we cant have everything in life hey

and the other day i spoke to my deaf friend Jamie on skype

he is one of my favourite people

what a lag

he was eating an apple

and i love him

the last night, i went out with Carmen

my new friend

a real great person

we went to merc for student night

it was supposed to be an early night

because we had college at 7 30

so we went out for a few drinks

which turned out to be a few to many

and we came home at 4 in the morning

and i woke up at 7 30 with some of last nights toast still in my mouth

i hate to have that happen to you

and my mouth tasted like something died in it this morning

so then we went to college

forgot the textbooks at home

but we are just that useless

and then Carmens group asked her to please leave because she smelt so bad

i nearly kuked myself laughing

OK and yesterday i entered a competition to win a south African flag sofa and i really want to win it because i am the best south African ever

OK so the other day i had to go for a meeting at my college because that place is a big fat joke and i hate it

but i went to the meeting and the principle told me that everything is my fault because i am so load and everyone does everything i do

so because i said i couldn't write a test because i didn't have the text book, then everyone though they couldn't right the test

and i am rude and have a bad attitude

i mean i think i am pretty great and its not my fault everyone wants to be like me jeez

this shit always happens to me

i get blamed for everything

shit man

but it was a bit of a lag

o and then after merc we went to Tom's house and he showed me this youtube video and i nearly kuked my pants laughing

o and Carmen missed the video because she had passed out in bed whit a bongo drum

then when i tryed to take her home she tryed to steal the blanket because it was like minus 300 degrees outside these days

maybe the greatest youtube video ever

QUICK SWEDISH\AFRIKAANS WORD OF THE DAY:

KUK

in swedish it means: COCK

in afrikaans it means: POO

and this is why i love Tom McCarthy quite a lot