.. Abbey ..

I forgot to tell you but today

is Abbeys birthday

20

o the pain of getting old

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

happy birthday dear RETARD

happy birthday to you

i love her

i want to stab her to death

.. Spinach, Savannah, Jack Daniels, your mom ..

Sorry i haven't written for a while

i have been very busy

makes my life seem way more interesting than it is

THURSDAY:

i went to school and to gym

o and at school i had a 2 hour lecture on AIDS

best 2 hours of my life

sure it was

then we went to Banana Jam

and had way to many Jack Daniels

and lets not even talk about the most wonderful pizza Tatyana and I shared

o my word pure sex in pizza form it was unbelievable

and then some wired boy asked me and Tatyana is we where lesbian just because we where so over excited about the pizza and the feeling of some one tickling your arm

i mean really come on

but i still cant get over that go damn pizza

my word

ok i am just going to tell you what was on it

just to get it of my chest

maybe then i can put the pizza behind me

it was bacon, avo, onion, mushroom and fetta

PURE SEX

then we got a bit over excited about this candle

as you can see below here

morgans

wow candle

over excited face

let me just add

morgan was not wearing her sober face on thursday either

no she was not

Niquita's

wow super candle

over excited face

and yes i am fully aware i should have rotated these photos

but i dont really know how

i will learn yes i will

FRIDAY:

i went for dinner with my mom and dad

i have no photos to show for it but we had sushi

and i was free for me

so i was super amped

SATURDAY:

now this got out of hand

first i went to the beach with morgan

we took my dogs for a walk

very exciting

ella took a shit on the beach

and i ran away

so that i didnt have to pick it up

fun stuff wow

Then Morgan and i went to Tom's (south african tom)

21st the theme was Shebeen

for those of you foreign people who dont know what a Shebeen is

it is like a illegal pub, that sells alcohol with out a licence

so people went mad, most of th guys where dressed as domestic workers, but i went as a builder and morgan came as like a gangster vibe

very exciting

so above us here we have the speaches,

we saw photos of Tom naked

very very exciting

he was os cute when he was small

i have no idea what happened

we got drunk

very drunk

and we had our illegal Shebeen faces on

then i came home vomited up some savannah and spinach

you know as you do

only if your african

come on

and now its sunday

i hate sundays

later haters